The old federal pension plan was the best. But getting there ripped out your soul. You needed 30 years in service to claim it. Around year 15, when I was 39 and still had a spark of life, I knew jumping out of the bosom was now or never. I stayed because (1) I am lazy and (2) we started having children. In retrospect, and only in retrospect, it's been worth it. Having children worked out great (my wife was right about this).
I'm definitely banking on the Izzie Stevens plan of retirement, although I am open to being in a horrific plane crash with some of my closest friends and then suing and just rolling in a ridiculous amount of money forever. As a pastry chef, this seems like the best option. Also I advise listening to People are Crazy by Billy Currington (ugh, country, I know) because that might give you some ideas.
The old federal pension plan was the best. But getting there ripped out your soul. You needed 30 years in service to claim it. Around year 15, when I was 39 and still had a spark of life, I knew jumping out of the bosom was now or never. I stayed because (1) I am lazy and (2) we started having children. In retrospect, and only in retrospect, it's been worth it. Having children worked out great (my wife was right about this).
I'm definitely banking on the Izzie Stevens plan of retirement, although I am open to being in a horrific plane crash with some of my closest friends and then suing and just rolling in a ridiculous amount of money forever. As a pastry chef, this seems like the best option. Also I advise listening to People are Crazy by Billy Currington (ugh, country, I know) because that might give you some ideas.
It’s a good job I don’t want to say anything smart, ‘cause my mind is too tired for that. So instead I will leave these emoticons: 😂😂😂
Which sum up what I want to say perfectly.