PREMIUM: couch memes

thanks for being here!! pls enjoy some bonus musings about JD Vance, as well as a satire piece I wrote about him in 2021 (i’ve been in this tooooo long)

• JD Vance a millennial no matter how hard he tries to get away from it. If I’d known this is what we’d otherwise get, I might have supported Pete Buttigieg in 2020. And in that, he embodies the contradict…